1 00:00:06,666 --> 00:00:11,061 - Hi! I'm Patrick Star, and I live with my parents. 2 00:00:11,148 --> 00:00:13,281 This is my dad. 3 00:00:15,588 --> 00:00:18,373 This is my mom. [chuckles] 4 00:00:18,460 --> 00:00:21,202 This is my sister. She's shy. 5 00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:23,900 This is my grandpa. 6 00:00:23,987 --> 00:00:26,120 This is my room. 7 00:00:26,207 --> 00:00:29,689 And this... 8 00:00:29,776 --> 00:00:32,605 this is my show! 9 00:00:36,347 --> 00:00:39,220 - [whistling] 10 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:42,615 Huh? 11 00:00:42,702 --> 00:00:45,618 [groaning] 12 00:00:48,447 --> 00:00:50,753 - [muffled] Hi. - [screams] 13 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:54,061 - [screaming] 14 00:00:54,148 --> 00:00:55,671 [groans] 15 00:00:55,758 --> 00:00:57,499 [glass breaking] 16 00:01:01,068 --> 00:01:03,113 Welcome to "The Patrick Show." 17 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,333 It's time for viewer mail. 18 00:01:07,814 --> 00:01:12,209 - Ooh! Guten morgen. I'm Klaus. 19 00:01:12,296 --> 00:01:13,950 - International mail! 20 00:01:14,037 --> 00:01:17,214 - I vood like to know vat is going on 21 00:01:17,301 --> 00:01:20,043 inside der body. 22 00:01:20,130 --> 00:01:23,438 Inside. [giggles] 23 00:01:23,525 --> 00:01:28,530 - Maybe we should go inside der body und zee. 24 00:01:28,617 --> 00:01:30,619 But where do we get a body? 25 00:01:30,706 --> 00:01:32,578 both: Ooh! - Hey, son. 26 00:01:32,665 --> 00:01:35,319 Why not a take a trip inside your dear old dad? 27 00:01:35,406 --> 00:01:37,452 - Okay! I'm going in. 28 00:01:37,539 --> 00:01:41,325 [laughing] - [grunting] 29 00:01:42,152 --> 00:01:46,069 - No! For this show, you've got to get small first. 30 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:50,073 Now run down the hallway. 31 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,380 - [laughs] 32 00:01:52,467 --> 00:01:54,774 - Okay, that's far enough. 33 00:01:54,861 --> 00:01:58,691 [giggles] Aww. - [high-pitched laughing] 34 00:02:00,910 --> 00:02:02,695 - Oh! 35 00:02:02,782 --> 00:02:05,393 - Dad, can you please remove one of your socks? 36 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:09,179 - Sure, honey. 37 00:02:09,266 --> 00:02:11,355 [giggles] 38 00:02:11,442 --> 00:02:14,576 - [exclaiming] 39 00:02:15,708 --> 00:02:16,839 - How you feelin', Dad? 40 00:02:16,926 --> 00:02:20,277 - Like mashed potato underpants. 41 00:02:20,364 --> 00:02:22,584 - Okay. 42 00:02:22,671 --> 00:02:24,194 Patrick, how are you feeling? 43 00:02:24,281 --> 00:02:25,892 - Oh! 44 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,590 I'm feeling like mashed potato underpants. 45 00:02:28,677 --> 00:02:32,202 - [sighs] Like father, like son. 46 00:02:32,289 --> 00:02:34,161 - Ooh. 47 00:02:34,248 --> 00:02:35,684 Wow. 48 00:02:35,771 --> 00:02:38,600 [giggles] 49 00:02:38,687 --> 00:02:41,342 Whoa, the directory of Dad. 50 00:02:43,387 --> 00:02:46,260 [bell dinging] 51 00:02:48,392 --> 00:02:51,134 - Welcome to Cecil Star. 52 00:02:51,221 --> 00:02:54,660 Patrick Star, are you here for the big tour? 53 00:02:54,747 --> 00:02:55,878 - Yes. 54 00:02:55,965 --> 00:02:58,272 You know my name? 55 00:02:58,359 --> 00:02:59,926 - Sure do! 56 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,537 Your dad screams your name whenever he stubs his toe. 57 00:03:02,624 --> 00:03:04,757 My name is Rube Goldfish, 58 00:03:04,844 --> 00:03:08,412 and I'll be your guide. 59 00:03:08,499 --> 00:03:10,066 Where would you like to start? 60 00:03:10,153 --> 00:03:12,808 We got shin bones, knee bones, funny bones, 61 00:03:12,895 --> 00:03:15,245 hip, snips and total eclipse. 62 00:03:15,332 --> 00:03:18,684 The gut, the butt and how about a jump cut? 63 00:03:19,510 --> 00:03:22,122 - Whoa. 64 00:03:22,209 --> 00:03:25,516 How about we start at the top and work our way down? 65 00:03:25,604 --> 00:03:27,388 - Excellent choice. 66 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:31,174 Express elevator going up. 67 00:03:31,261 --> 00:03:32,523 [alarm blaring] 68 00:03:32,611 --> 00:03:35,526 - [gurgling] 69 00:03:35,614 --> 00:03:38,660 both: Oh! - Patrick Star! 70 00:03:40,575 --> 00:03:43,491 [alarm beeping] 71 00:03:44,492 --> 00:03:48,844 - [groans] 72 00:03:48,931 --> 00:03:51,760 - Top floor, your daddy's brain. 73 00:03:53,283 --> 00:03:54,937 - Ooh! 74 00:03:55,024 --> 00:03:58,898 So this is where all my dad's ideas come from. 75 00:03:58,985 --> 00:04:02,684 - Oh, look, here comes an idea now. 76 00:04:04,643 --> 00:04:07,384 - Oh. Ooh. 77 00:04:07,471 --> 00:04:10,953 - A brick in your shoe will help you to chew. 78 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,215 - Ah! 79 00:04:12,302 --> 00:04:13,913 Your dad's a genius. 80 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,090 - He gets it from me. 81 00:04:17,177 --> 00:04:20,789 I bet Klaus would love to know what's in here. 82 00:04:23,923 --> 00:04:25,707 - These are the three feelings 83 00:04:25,794 --> 00:04:28,536 that rule your dad's behavior. 84 00:04:28,623 --> 00:04:30,712 - I'm feeling silly. 85 00:04:30,799 --> 00:04:34,585 - I feel confused. - I'm hungry! 86 00:04:34,673 --> 00:04:35,761 - Knock it off. 87 00:04:35,848 --> 00:04:37,937 [all grumbling] 88 00:04:40,069 --> 00:04:41,201 [all gasp] 89 00:04:41,288 --> 00:04:43,203 both: A remembery! - A remembery! 90 00:04:43,290 --> 00:04:44,900 All: A remembery! [explosion] 91 00:04:46,423 --> 00:04:47,511 - Huh? 92 00:04:47,598 --> 00:04:49,513 I just rememberied. 93 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,951 I have a job, whatever that is. 94 00:04:57,304 --> 00:05:00,394 - Dad, your son is still inside your-- 95 00:05:00,481 --> 00:05:02,613 ugh, never mind. 96 00:05:12,754 --> 00:05:16,018 - [vocalizing] 97 00:05:16,105 --> 00:05:17,890 - You're a half minute late, Star. 98 00:05:17,977 --> 00:05:19,761 This is the Undersea Space Agency, 99 00:05:19,848 --> 00:05:23,504 and we demand punctuality! 100 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:25,071 - No, thanks. I'm on a diet. 101 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,511 - This is the brain-to-muscle impulse board. 102 00:05:30,598 --> 00:05:34,210 If the brain thinks it, then the muscle does it. 103 00:05:34,297 --> 00:05:37,300 - Amazing. 104 00:05:37,387 --> 00:05:38,649 [giggling] 105 00:05:38,737 --> 00:05:40,869 - [babbling] 106 00:05:40,956 --> 00:05:43,785 - Brain to muscle, go very fast! 107 00:05:43,872 --> 00:05:48,398 - Huh? What's happening to me? 108 00:05:48,485 --> 00:05:49,486 - Oh, huh? 109 00:05:49,573 --> 00:05:52,141 - [struggling] 110 00:05:54,578 --> 00:05:55,884 - Ah! 111 00:05:55,971 --> 00:05:58,887 - [panicked muttering] 112 00:06:01,716 --> 00:06:04,632 - We could use a man with that Star's speed and agility 113 00:06:04,719 --> 00:06:06,068 in outer space. 114 00:06:06,155 --> 00:06:08,157 Send him up to astronaut training on the double. 115 00:06:08,244 --> 00:06:09,942 - Yes, sir, General Grouper, sir. 116 00:06:10,029 --> 00:06:13,815 - [wheezing] 117 00:06:15,861 --> 00:06:19,952 - We're riding the optic nerve on our way to the eyeballs. 118 00:06:20,039 --> 00:06:22,128 - You mean the peepers. 119 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:26,654 both: Peepers! Woo-hoo! 120 00:06:26,741 --> 00:06:31,093 Whoa! 121 00:06:31,180 --> 00:06:32,791 - Please read the chart in front of you, 122 00:06:32,878 --> 00:06:35,663 starting with the top line. 123 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:38,274 - Let's see. 124 00:06:38,361 --> 00:06:40,146 - Ooh! - There's my son, Patrick. 125 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,539 - Ooh! - My son Patrick. 126 00:06:42,626 --> 00:06:46,108 And my son, Patrick. - [humming] 127 00:06:46,195 --> 00:06:48,371 - Ha, that's strange. - Hmm. 128 00:06:48,458 --> 00:06:51,331 - General wants a rush job on this guy. 129 00:06:51,418 --> 00:06:52,985 - Perfect. 130 00:06:53,072 --> 00:06:54,334 You passed. - Woo-hoo! 131 00:06:54,421 --> 00:06:56,249 [laughs] 132 00:06:56,336 --> 00:06:58,033 - This here is your daddy's mouth. 133 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:00,253 - [sniffs] Ah! 134 00:07:00,340 --> 00:07:02,908 I recognize his morning breath. 135 00:07:07,303 --> 00:07:10,306 - This stop is the lungs. 136 00:07:10,393 --> 00:07:13,048 Get ready to slide. 137 00:07:13,135 --> 00:07:14,963 both: Whoa! 138 00:07:17,618 --> 00:07:20,882 [lively accordion music] 139 00:07:20,969 --> 00:07:22,841 - Whoa! - Oh! [laughs] 140 00:07:22,928 --> 00:07:27,019 - Wow. I never knew my dad was such a windbag. 141 00:07:27,106 --> 00:07:33,460 - [panting] - Mm. Hmm. 142 00:07:33,547 --> 00:07:35,070 - Okay. 143 00:07:35,157 --> 00:07:38,508 - Whoa! - Amazing! 144 00:07:38,595 --> 00:07:40,336 - Oy gevalt! 145 00:07:40,423 --> 00:07:43,426 - I heart this place. It's the heart! 146 00:07:43,513 --> 00:07:47,126 - Ooh! - Or as I like to call it, 147 00:07:47,213 --> 00:07:49,693 the discotheque. 148 00:07:49,780 --> 00:07:52,566 [upbeat disco music] 149 00:07:52,653 --> 00:07:54,916 - [laughs] 150 00:07:55,003 --> 00:07:58,006 I bet Klaus could do a good folk dance in here. 151 00:07:58,093 --> 00:08:00,182 [laughs] 152 00:08:00,269 --> 00:08:03,882 [both whooping and laughing] 153 00:08:09,365 --> 00:08:12,934 - This is your dad's liver. - I know this. 154 00:08:13,021 --> 00:08:18,244 De liver is de part of de body that brings you things. 155 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,942 [chuckles] That's why it's de liver! 156 00:08:21,029 --> 00:08:22,422 [laughs] 157 00:08:22,509 --> 00:08:25,947 both: Ooh! 158 00:08:26,034 --> 00:08:27,296 - Oh! 159 00:08:27,383 --> 00:08:29,429 - Oh, don't worry. That's just bile. 160 00:08:29,516 --> 00:08:32,475 Bile breaks down fat and fatty acids. 161 00:08:32,562 --> 00:08:35,087 - Oh, then it should work on my baby fat. 162 00:08:35,174 --> 00:08:37,916 - Oh. 163 00:08:38,003 --> 00:08:40,788 - Did it work? Am I pretty? 164 00:08:40,875 --> 00:08:43,791 - Yes. You know you are. 165 00:08:43,878 --> 00:08:45,314 Now hold on tight. 166 00:08:45,401 --> 00:08:49,318 'cause I know a shortcut to the next organ. 167 00:08:49,405 --> 00:08:52,234 [explosion] 168 00:08:52,321 --> 00:08:54,976 both: Wee! 169 00:08:55,063 --> 00:08:58,284 [both screaming] 170 00:09:03,506 --> 00:09:05,987 [laughs] I know where we are! 171 00:09:06,074 --> 00:09:07,989 Dad's stomach. 172 00:09:08,076 --> 00:09:10,687 Look, there's Mom's waffles. 173 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,953 both: Whoa! 174 00:09:17,172 --> 00:09:20,001 What's happening? 175 00:09:20,088 --> 00:09:24,440 - I don't know, but it sure is amazing. 176 00:09:24,527 --> 00:09:27,400 - [screaming] 177 00:09:29,619 --> 00:09:32,535 [groaning] 178 00:09:36,104 --> 00:09:38,977 [gurgling] 179 00:09:40,456 --> 00:09:43,155 Where's the nearest restroom? 180 00:09:43,242 --> 00:09:45,418 - You go down the hall, up the stairs, 181 00:09:45,505 --> 00:09:46,941 take the elevator to the top floor. 182 00:09:47,028 --> 00:09:50,205 You can't miss it. 183 00:09:53,556 --> 00:09:57,212 - Rocket test in ten, nine, 184 00:09:57,299 --> 00:10:02,696 eight, seven, six, five, 185 00:10:02,783 --> 00:10:07,309 four, three, two, one. 186 00:10:07,396 --> 00:10:08,615 All clear. 187 00:10:08,702 --> 00:10:11,444 Blast off. 188 00:10:11,531 --> 00:10:14,012 both: Whoa! 189 00:10:16,057 --> 00:10:19,756 - [retching] 190 00:10:19,843 --> 00:10:21,584 - We are in orbit. 191 00:10:21,671 --> 00:10:23,847 - [gasps] [flushing] 192 00:10:23,934 --> 00:10:26,894 [screams] 193 00:10:29,853 --> 00:10:31,507 [both screaming] 194 00:10:41,691 --> 00:10:42,692 - [giggles] 195 00:10:42,779 --> 00:10:44,346 [inhales deeply] 196 00:10:44,433 --> 00:10:47,480 - Whoa! 197 00:10:47,567 --> 00:10:49,047 [laughs] 198 00:10:49,134 --> 00:10:51,136 - Yeah! 199 00:10:51,223 --> 00:10:52,963 - You belong inside. 200 00:10:53,051 --> 00:10:54,443 Aah! 201 00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:55,705 - Ooh! 202 00:10:57,446 --> 00:10:59,535 - And zat, Klaus, 203 00:10:59,622 --> 00:11:03,539 is vat is going on inside zee body. 204 00:11:03,626 --> 00:11:05,976 Klaus? Klaus? 205 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:09,676 [upbeat disco music] - [giggles] 206 00:11:09,763 --> 00:11:13,462 Danke schoen, Herr Patrick. 207 00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:15,856 - That's right. Now you've got it. 208 00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:19,077 Amazing. - Wunderbar! 209 00:11:23,777 --> 00:11:26,606 - Oh, boy! This camping trip is gonna make 210 00:11:26,693 --> 00:11:30,610 the most exciting episode of "The Patrick Show" yet. 211 00:11:30,697 --> 00:11:34,135 - Uh-oh. 212 00:11:34,222 --> 00:11:36,877 - Just imagine, a sea star versus the elements. 213 00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:39,401 A TV host versus the wild. 214 00:11:39,488 --> 00:11:42,839 It's kill or be killed, eat or be eaten. 215 00:11:42,926 --> 00:11:45,538 - I could eat. - And eat you shall. 216 00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:47,627 You'll be living off the land. 217 00:11:47,714 --> 00:11:50,760 That's why we're bringing only the bare essentials. 218 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,721 A compass, 219 00:11:54,808 --> 00:11:59,029 a flint and tinder, 220 00:11:59,117 --> 00:12:00,205 some twine... 221 00:12:00,292 --> 00:12:02,772 - Ooh! [slurping] 222 00:12:02,859 --> 00:12:04,731 - And a change of underwear. 223 00:12:04,818 --> 00:12:07,560 - Phew, just in time. 224 00:12:07,647 --> 00:12:09,475 [grunts] - Eugh! 225 00:12:14,393 --> 00:12:15,524 - [chuckles] - Uh-huh. 226 00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:17,700 - [vocalizing] Whoa, there! 227 00:12:17,787 --> 00:12:19,659 You kids can't bring all that. 228 00:12:19,746 --> 00:12:21,791 - We can't? - Of course not. 229 00:12:21,878 --> 00:12:26,579 I could only afford the extra, mega, jumbo size RV. 230 00:12:26,666 --> 00:12:29,234 Oh, this baby is so chock-full of color TVs 231 00:12:29,321 --> 00:12:30,539 and king-sized beds, 232 00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:32,715 there won't be any room for that bundle. 233 00:12:32,802 --> 00:12:35,240 - Wee! [laughs] - All aboard for fun! 234 00:12:35,327 --> 00:12:36,328 [engine starts] 235 00:12:36,415 --> 00:12:38,286 [tires squeal] 236 00:12:38,373 --> 00:12:40,114 both: Wow. 237 00:12:40,201 --> 00:12:42,334 [angelic music] 238 00:12:42,421 --> 00:12:45,250 - Dad, I'm producing a show about Patrick 239 00:12:45,337 --> 00:12:47,034 roughing it in the wilderness. 240 00:12:47,121 --> 00:12:48,644 This isn't roughing it. 241 00:12:48,731 --> 00:12:50,298 - I don't know. 242 00:12:50,385 --> 00:12:53,867 This massage table's being pretty rough on my back. 243 00:12:53,954 --> 00:12:56,043 Oh, baby. 244 00:12:56,130 --> 00:12:57,784 - Don't worry, sweetie. 245 00:12:57,871 --> 00:13:00,178 Once we get to the campsite, we'll really be roughing it. 246 00:13:00,265 --> 00:13:02,745 You'll see. 247 00:13:02,832 --> 00:13:05,748 Why don't you two watch a fun camping movie 248 00:13:05,835 --> 00:13:06,706 to get in the mood? 249 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,322 [owl hoots] 250 00:13:14,409 --> 00:13:16,542 all: ? One little, two little, three little teenagers ? 251 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:20,546 ? Four little, five little, six little teenagers ? 252 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:24,027 - "Campfire Massacre Seven." 253 00:13:24,114 --> 00:13:26,508 I hope it's a comedy. 254 00:13:26,595 --> 00:13:28,206 All: ? Seven little, eight little, nine little-- ? 255 00:13:28,293 --> 00:13:33,472 - [roaring] [all screaming] 256 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:36,301 - [crunches, belches] 257 00:13:36,388 --> 00:13:40,000 [both scream] 258 00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:42,350 - Dad, will there be any monsters 259 00:13:42,437 --> 00:13:44,526 in the woods where we're camping? 260 00:13:44,613 --> 00:13:45,962 - Oh, son. 261 00:13:46,049 --> 00:13:47,486 Of course there will! 262 00:13:47,573 --> 00:13:49,618 That's why this RV is packed to the gills 263 00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:53,274 with anti-monster technology. 264 00:13:53,361 --> 00:13:57,147 [alarm beeps] 265 00:13:57,235 --> 00:13:59,498 [missile blasts, explodes] 266 00:13:59,585 --> 00:14:02,544 [upbeat music] 267 00:14:02,631 --> 00:14:09,508 ? ? 268 00:14:14,034 --> 00:14:15,557 ["La Cucaracha" horn] 269 00:14:15,644 --> 00:14:17,080 - [groaning] 270 00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:19,126 Ah! [grunts] 271 00:14:21,868 --> 00:14:24,914 And now it's time to rough it. 272 00:14:26,525 --> 00:14:29,441 [humming softly] 273 00:14:44,238 --> 00:14:49,025 Ah! Now this is roughing it. 274 00:14:49,112 --> 00:14:53,334 [snoring] 275 00:14:53,421 --> 00:14:55,902 [groans] 276 00:14:55,989 --> 00:14:58,774 What's going on? Where's the RV? 277 00:14:58,861 --> 00:15:02,082 - Don't worry, Dad. I just needed more space 278 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,737 to set up for Patrick's survival competition show, 279 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:07,435 "Toughing it Out." 280 00:15:07,522 --> 00:15:09,263 The RV kept getting in the shot, 281 00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:11,091 so I asked Patrick to move it. 282 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,006 - Yup. Parked it right over there. 283 00:15:15,704 --> 00:15:17,271 [explosion] 284 00:15:17,358 --> 00:15:19,708 both: Wow! 285 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:23,233 [both giggling] 286 00:15:23,321 --> 00:15:26,889 - Patrick, you blew up the RV! 287 00:15:26,976 --> 00:15:29,065 This is great! 288 00:15:29,152 --> 00:15:32,025 I hope you're ready to struggle for your life 289 00:15:32,112 --> 00:15:34,636 'cause now we're really roughing it. 290 00:15:34,723 --> 00:15:35,985 [cackles] 291 00:15:36,072 --> 00:15:38,031 - Dad, I'm scared. 292 00:15:38,118 --> 00:15:40,033 - Don't worry, son. 293 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,513 When dads go camping, 294 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,732 they always bring the three Gs with them: 295 00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:46,169 gadgets, gizmos, and gear. 296 00:15:46,256 --> 00:15:48,433 See? I've got all the doodads. 297 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:52,001 - You sure do, Dad. 298 00:15:52,088 --> 00:15:54,134 [laughs] - Doodad. 299 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:56,092 - Doodad! - Doodad. 300 00:15:56,179 --> 00:15:58,399 - Doodad. - Doodad! 301 00:15:58,486 --> 00:16:00,358 - All right. We're rolling on camera one, 302 00:16:00,445 --> 00:16:02,490 so pull it together, you two. 303 00:16:02,577 --> 00:16:04,797 Now this surviroring competition 304 00:16:04,884 --> 00:16:06,581 is all about the first thing you do 305 00:16:06,668 --> 00:16:10,063 when lost in the woods, building shelters. 306 00:16:10,150 --> 00:16:13,675 You'll each have 30 minutes-- - Oh, Squidina. 307 00:16:13,762 --> 00:16:17,113 The first thing we need to build is a toilet. 308 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,246 'Cause I've been holding it in since we left home! 309 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:21,727 [device beeps, whirrs] 310 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,425 [groaning] 311 00:16:28,734 --> 00:16:34,566 - Cool. That's way better than my toilet. 312 00:16:34,653 --> 00:16:36,524 We have a winner. 313 00:16:36,611 --> 00:16:39,092 - Ugh, that's not how this works. 314 00:16:39,179 --> 00:16:42,312 You two have to build shelters. 315 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:46,012 [both laughing] - I don't think so. 316 00:16:46,099 --> 00:16:49,842 Since I just made bathroom, I'm ready to eat again. 317 00:16:49,929 --> 00:16:52,322 The next competition is forest food. 318 00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:55,238 First one to make lunch wins. 319 00:16:55,325 --> 00:16:56,805 On your mark, get set-- 320 00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:57,850 - Done. 321 00:16:57,937 --> 00:16:59,634 - Oh. 322 00:17:01,201 --> 00:17:02,985 both: Ooh. 323 00:17:03,072 --> 00:17:06,902 [sizzling] 324 00:17:06,989 --> 00:17:08,774 - Who wants omelets? 325 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,645 - Oh, I do, I do! 326 00:17:10,732 --> 00:17:13,126 - Mmm! 327 00:17:13,213 --> 00:17:15,433 [crunching] 328 00:17:17,609 --> 00:17:20,655 - Dad, that's just leaves and dirt! 329 00:17:20,742 --> 00:17:23,658 - Well, all my ingredients were on the RV, 330 00:17:23,745 --> 00:17:25,791 so I had to rely on the bounty of nature. 331 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,575 Ooh. 332 00:17:30,839 --> 00:17:33,973 Who wants seconds? - Ooh, I do, I do! 333 00:17:36,497 --> 00:17:39,805 [belches] Mmm, piney. 334 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:43,069 I declare Dad the winner, again. 335 00:17:43,156 --> 00:17:45,941 - Fine. If I'm going to make a show about roughing it, 336 00:17:46,028 --> 00:17:50,293 I'm going to have to build a shelter myself. 337 00:17:50,380 --> 00:17:52,252 - Squidina! - Oh, let her go, son. 338 00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:54,080 She'll be back. 339 00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:56,735 Remember, there's no forest so dark 340 00:17:56,822 --> 00:17:59,912 it could stifle the light of a woman's soul. 341 00:17:59,999 --> 00:18:03,916 - Wow. That's beautiful, Dad. - Thanks. 342 00:18:04,003 --> 00:18:06,788 I read it on the wall of the bathroom I built. 343 00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:09,269 [thunder crashes] 344 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:12,707 [both shivering] 345 00:18:12,794 --> 00:18:15,623 - Gosh, maybe we do need shelter. 346 00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:18,452 Did you bring some automatic tent-y thing? 347 00:18:18,539 --> 00:18:21,020 - Hm, I can't seem to find it. 348 00:18:21,107 --> 00:18:22,674 Must have left it at home. 349 00:18:22,761 --> 00:18:24,502 [thunder crashes] 350 00:18:26,286 --> 00:18:28,941 - [grumbles] 351 00:18:29,028 --> 00:18:30,551 Whoa! 352 00:18:33,467 --> 00:18:36,383 both: I wish Squidina was here. 353 00:18:40,343 --> 00:18:43,825 - There. Now that's how you build a survival shelter. 354 00:18:43,912 --> 00:18:47,481 [wind gusting, thunder crashing] 355 00:18:47,568 --> 00:18:49,701 Maybe Dad had the right idea. 356 00:18:49,788 --> 00:18:52,225 Anyone living out here without gadgets or gizmos 357 00:18:52,312 --> 00:18:54,967 is a real ding-dong. 358 00:18:55,054 --> 00:18:57,491 Huh? 359 00:18:57,578 --> 00:19:00,494 [creatures hissing] 360 00:19:04,454 --> 00:19:07,588 [indistinct rasping] 361 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:12,854 Oh! Uh, I didn't mean you guys. 362 00:19:12,941 --> 00:19:14,726 [gulps] 363 00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:23,517 - Okay, son. The shelter is ready. 364 00:19:23,604 --> 00:19:25,737 Sea bears have thick fur coats, 365 00:19:25,824 --> 00:19:28,174 so we should be warm and dry inside. 366 00:19:28,261 --> 00:19:29,610 - Oh, boy. 367 00:19:29,697 --> 00:19:31,917 Squidina's going to love this when she comes back. 368 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,397 [door slams] 369 00:19:34,484 --> 00:19:38,793 [all growling] 370 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,230 - Maybe I should've used sea lions. 371 00:19:41,317 --> 00:19:44,059 [both gasp] 372 00:19:44,146 --> 00:19:47,585 - That sounds like that teenager-eating monster, 373 00:19:47,672 --> 00:19:52,677 and I'm a--hold on. 374 00:19:52,764 --> 00:19:55,027 Ahh! I'm a teenager! 375 00:19:55,114 --> 00:19:57,986 - And I still suffer from mild acne breakouts, 376 00:19:58,073 --> 00:19:59,901 so it might mistake me for a teen. 377 00:20:02,295 --> 00:20:05,515 Curse my youthful complexion! 378 00:20:05,603 --> 00:20:07,953 [both screaming] 379 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,695 - Please don't eat us! [clams snapping] 380 00:20:12,218 --> 00:20:14,220 [electrical zapping] 381 00:20:14,307 --> 00:20:16,135 - Squidina, where are you? 382 00:20:16,222 --> 00:20:19,225 - There's a monster loose that wants to eat you. 383 00:20:19,312 --> 00:20:21,662 Ahh! The monster! 384 00:20:21,749 --> 00:20:23,403 - That's no monster. 385 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:25,361 That's my daughter. 386 00:20:28,756 --> 00:20:31,890 - Squidina? Oh, thank goodness. 387 00:20:31,977 --> 00:20:34,153 I could really use another change of underwear. 388 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,677 [ghostly moaning] 389 00:20:36,764 --> 00:20:38,940 - [rasping whisper] 390 00:20:39,027 --> 00:20:41,987 - My daughter is the monster! 391 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,293 Run! 392 00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:49,516 [creatures hissing] 393 00:20:49,603 --> 00:20:53,172 [both screaming] 394 00:20:53,259 --> 00:20:54,608 - Oh! 395 00:20:56,828 --> 00:20:59,831 - Please, Squidina, you can't eat my boy. 396 00:20:59,918 --> 00:21:02,050 He hasn't experienced the world yet. 397 00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:05,967 - Yeah, eat Dad. He's experienced enough. 398 00:21:06,054 --> 00:21:09,362 - Oh, I don't want to eat either of you. 399 00:21:09,449 --> 00:21:12,539 I was just trying to show you my survival shelter. 400 00:21:14,497 --> 00:21:16,369 both: Ooh. 401 00:21:16,456 --> 00:21:19,981 - So, sis, if you just wanted to show us your shelter, 402 00:21:20,068 --> 00:21:22,636 how come you were making all those scary noises? 403 00:21:22,723 --> 00:21:25,030 - I was speaking Isopod. 404 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,727 [rasping whisper] 405 00:21:26,814 --> 00:21:29,991 - [pleasant chattering] 406 00:21:30,078 --> 00:21:31,906 - After I met them in the woods, 407 00:21:31,993 --> 00:21:33,342 I spent the next several minutes 408 00:21:33,429 --> 00:21:35,736 learning their language, assuming their manner of dress, 409 00:21:35,823 --> 00:21:37,129 and becoming their leader. 410 00:21:37,216 --> 00:21:39,609 With their help, I was able to build 411 00:21:39,697 --> 00:21:42,482 the shelter of my dreams. 412 00:21:47,922 --> 00:21:50,620 - Now this is how you rough it. 413 00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:54,624 I declare Squidina the winner of "Toughing it Out." 414 00:21:54,712 --> 00:21:56,975 - Here, here! all: Woo-hoo. 415 00:21:57,062 --> 00:21:59,891 - [roaring] [all screaming] 416 00:22:03,503 --> 00:22:08,203 - The end. 417 00:22:08,290 --> 00:22:14,862 ? ? 418 00:22:14,912 --> 00:22:19,462 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0